Cross Training Questions

OK is that time again kids jokes this time its dinosaurs funny or not?

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? A: When it's not raining! Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth ! Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? A: Strawberry jam ! Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? A: In the dark! Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow! Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? A: Out of the way! Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? A: Jurassic Pork! Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator ? A: Look for footprints in the pizza ! Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train home? A: She had to bring it back! Johnny: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ? Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road . Johnny: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ? Billy: To get away from the Triceratops ! Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed ? A: Your nose hits the ceiling! Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ? A: Because there was something fishy about it! Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg? A: Eileen (I lean)! Mother: Why are you crying? Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother . Mother: That's no reason to cry. Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me! Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal? A: The Terror-dactyl ! Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates! Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate? A: A dinoscore! Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A: A Tricera-hops! Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus ! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A: A Stegosau-rust ! Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A: A dino-saw ! Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A: A dino-sewer ! Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? A: Tricera-cops ! Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? A: Rep. Tile! Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store! Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy? A: A dino-see-saur ! Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? A: As fur as you can get! Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook ! Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? A: Baby dinosaurs! Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore! Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? A: The door won't close! Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? A: To the dino-shore !

Public Comments

1. I couldnt be stuffed reading them but im sure they were absolutly splendid. Well done excellent job.
2. You seems dinosaurs.Give you a star.
3. lot o work so i gave you a star ok
4. some littlecrackers ther for the kids to chew on and give there mates some gags hope i can remember some of them for my mates too lmao nice ones thanks
5. my god dats alot of dinasour jokes
6. latest for kids...funny...kids love u for always remembering them...always few jokes for them..
7. hi. did you ever see a kangaroo in real life..they can grow to over 6' tall (when still sitting on their bums) when they get really miffed, they sort of fight each other like a pair of boxers. also, they can lift both legs at the same time, bu leaning back on their tail.,,,this is used for only 1 purpose, to king-kick the opponant -literally, accross the other side of next week. they acutally jump, with both legs in order to move, and when you consider they can travel at up to speeds of at least 40-50kmph, with a distance of more than 6' per jump. then you will understand the strength of their king-kicks. in some of our more reginal areas they are quite the pest, not only eating the livestocks food, but even in our picnic grounds they have no fear of himans and actually kind of harrass us, taking food off our plates, hands, even reaching into pockets. sorry you didnt need a biology lesson...never mind. enjoy your day.
8. oh wow.....my kids are gonna love them!!